Rule #43

"Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, Start"-- There are some cool secret you have to be nerdy  enough to know. 

Rule #42

Learn how to cook for yourself  once in a while. It's cheap and healthy. And you know what they say about a man who knows his way around the kitchen, right?

Rule #41

Bob Costas is a Sports Journalist, everyone else is just a commentator.

Rule #40

There is always some one listening with a more interesting job. Usually they are the ones who don't need to talk about it.

Rule #39

Spontaneously buy a round of drinks for your friends at least once in your life.

Rule #38

It's simple math. 24>23.

Rule #38

Don't order cocktails at an Irish Pub. 

Rule #37

Social awkwardness does not excuse detached judgmentalism 

Rule #36

Adopt an "N2K" policy on text messages-- that is, "need to know" texting only! (e.g. I'm going to be late, In class etc.) Senseless texting ("what are you up to?", "we're going to rage tonight!", "I hate my life" etc.) only works with close friends, family and those with whom you are intimate. Everything else can probably be handled more efficiently with a phone call. I've been doing it for the past few weeks and it has proven not only to be a hit, but also contagious. Try it.

Rule #34

"In the land of supply and demand a girl without a mind ain't human, you gotta be more than just a butt that's boomin'"

Rule #33

MENTAL FLOSS PREVENTS MORAL DECAY

Rule # 31

Sometimes two great things together can be amazing. (The exception to rule #30)

Rule #30

Sometimes two great things together don't work.

Rule #29

Timing is everything.

Rule #28

Mayo is not as gross as you think.

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Rule #27

Mixed nuts on the street never taste as good as they smell.

Rule #26

Every year seems to go by quicker. Don't let this one pass you by. Try new things, be more considerate and don't wish for better health, but work for it.


Try and think of a resolution.

Rule #25

A well done burger is a poorly made burger.

Rule #24

Tomatoes are considered, by US law, vegetables even though they are scientifically categorized as fruit

Rule #23

The undisputed best holiday movie . . .
(* Starring Nicolas Cage)